Pigeons Whitewash England

I looked out the window this morning and saw a bunch of England's fat, waddling, giant pigeons pecking around on the grass.  Then, I noticed the car next to them had been decorated with their gift, just like our car and millions others are recipients of what they probably consider artistic expression, or displaying their disgust for the lowly humans who have invaded their country-whichever.  Anyway, England is plastered in white from the tip top of the highest mountain to the lowest valley.  There is pokka dotted pavement, roofs, walls, sidewalks, and everything else with a surface to hold anything.  These royal poop pigeons are beautiful birds and lovely to watch.  I guess they deserve to be here doing their thing wherever they wish since no one has provided them toilets.